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Think about it…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that: electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models deposed
and dry cleaners depressed?

Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted!

Even more, bedmakers will be debunked,
baseball players will be debased,
florists will be deflowered,
bulldozer operators will be degraded,
organ donors will be delivered,
software engineers will be detested,
the BVD company will be debriefed,
and even musical composers will eventually decompose.

On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.

From new ArtsForge submissions, it has also been noted that:
members of the butcher's union often become dismembered,
 painters discolored,
and springtime lovers dismayed.

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